Maiden of the Wood, also known as Slut Maiden, is the guardian of the poison oak clearing located tens of minutes from The Bog. The maiden is an elf; tall, well versed in the dark arts, and has the sweetest ass.

The maiden was defeated by a 45 minute long sick metal solo played by Kevin's Dad's Bone Sword in Episode 1 of the podcast.

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