Darth is a young bog slave living in The Bog with his mom, and toiling under the reign of the Evil Bog King Darryl. Wielding the Magical Stave of Orc Taint, which he borrowed from his mother's husband, Darth defeated a horde of bone-hungry orcs while on a quest to achieve manhood with his friend Kevin.

Darth finally became a man when he witnessed his mom and Kevin's dad getting it on in the Vulva Cave.